On Seven Pounds

MmeMordant (5:25:51 PM): is it weird that I'm glad that Seven Pounds is bad?
hundlebottoms (5:25:57 PM): nope
hundlebottoms (5:26:03 PM): I'm glad it is, too
MmeMordant (5:26:07 PM): it looks soooo obnoxious
hundlebottoms (5:26:14 PM): zomg, a movie where you have to figure out what the title means!
hundlebottoms (5:26:18 PM): WHAT A TWIST!
MmeMordant (5:26:21 PM): lol
hundlebottoms (5:27:08 PM): The movie would have had the same effect if it was called "The Number 7 appears a lot in this movie, so it could apply to a lot, but we're not going to tell you exactly what it means and it's up to you to figure out. TO THE IMDB BOARDS!"
MmeMordant (5:27:22 PM): lol
MmeMordant (5:27:28 PM): HE'S JESUS
MmeMordant (5:27:36 PM): He's already dead!
hundlebottoms (5:28:41 PM): IT'S HOW MUCH HIS BABY WEIGHS
hundlebottoms (5:28:50 PM): SEVEN POUNDS OF FLESH FOR THE SEVEN SINS HE COMMITTED
MmeMordant (5:29:08 PM): seven swans a swimming
MmeMordant (5:29:20 PM): he killed the seven dwarves
hundlebottoms (5:29:22 PM): ZOMG SECRET CHRISTMAS MOVIE!
hundlebottoms (5:29:35 PM): he broke the 7 seals
hundlebottoms (5:29:40 PM): and sailed the 7 seas
MmeMordant (5:29:59 PM): on the seven continents
hundlebottoms (5:30:12 PM): while staring at the 7 sisters
MmeMordant (5:30:15 PM): he raped the seven principle characters of rent
hundlebottoms (5:30:24 PM): and got seven cases of AIDS
MmeMordant (5:30:46 PM): maybe the movie has something to do with mickey mantle
hundlebottoms (5:30:57 PM): Or he's just very lucky
hundlebottoms (5:31:15 PM): and the whole "his life changed in 7 seconds thing" was him breaking a mirror
hundlebottoms (5:31:19 PM): FOR 7 YEARS OF BAD LUCK!
MmeMordant (5:31:34 PM): it's a remake of that lindsay lohan movie
MmeMordant (5:31:35 PM): !!
hundlebottoms (5:31:57 PM): This needs to go up on that website we've been neglecting