And it begins...

MmeMordant (1:53:16 AM): my fall sitcoms coming back give me a reason to live

Hundlebottoms (1:53:18 AM): with much rejoycing and wine

Hundlebottoms (1:53:23 AM): omg, me too

Hundlebottoms (1:53:24 AM): the office

Hundlebottoms (1:53:27 AM): 30 rock

Hundlebottoms (1:53:33 AM): Heroes

MmeMordant (1:53:40 AM): How I Met Your Mother

Hundlebottoms (1:53:46 AM): I haven't seen that one

MmeMordant (1:53:49 AM): with god as my witness, I'm going to get you into that

Hundlebottoms (1:53:53 AM): hahahaha

MmeMordant (1:53:56 AM): NPH. mutherfucking nph

Hundlebottoms (1:53:56 AM): I don't doubt it

Hundlebottoms (1:54:02 AM): and I'm in

Hundlebottoms (1:54:17 AM): have you seen It's Always Sunny in Philedelphia?

MmeMordant (1:54:33 AM): fuck yeah, I saw it premiere

Hundlebottoms (1:54:44 AM): my brother's totally addicted to it

Hundlebottoms (1:55:04 AM): I've seen a few episodes, and thanks to STC and Hulu, I'm gonna watch ALL OF IT

MmeMordant (1:56:23 AM): haha

MmeMordant (1:56:26 AM): a noble goal

Hundlebottoms (1:59:32 AM): but anyways

Hundlebottoms (1:59:41 AM): Bela Karolyi actually cried the other night

Hundlebottoms (1:59:48 AM): cause the judging has been so awful

Hundlebottoms (2:00:10 AM): Bela Karolyi, who survived the horrors of Stalinism and East Germany cried

MmeMordant (2:00:30 AM): he DEFEATED Stalinism and East Germany

Hundlebottoms (2:00:39 AM): with one single backflip

MmeMordant (2:00:40 AM): using the power of GYMNASTICS

Hundlebottoms (2:00:47 AM): then he yelled at himself for not sticking the landing

MmeMordant (2:01:05 AM): he burned himself with a cigarette

Hundlebottoms (2:01:24 AM): and took his cat away

MmeMordant (2:01:46 AM): but then it shot him with a laser

MmeMordant (2:02:17 AM): is it just me, or is bill hader like the 1.5th most attractive member of the superbad cast

Hundlebottoms (2:03:04 AM): um, yes

Hundlebottoms (2:03:15 AM): I do have to say that Seth Rogan was really attractive in that, too

MmeMordant (2:03:21 AM): michael cera is #1, but he doesn't count because he would never fuck me

Hundlebottoms (2:03:23 AM): something about that handlebar moustache

MmeMordant (2:03:25 AM): but bill hader might

MmeMordant (2:03:27 AM): hence the half

MmeMordant (2:03:39 AM): he's not hot in superbad, but he is in laser cats

Hundlebottoms (2:04:25 AM): Also, Michael Cera would totally fuck you. He told me so last night

Hundlebottoms (2:04:36 AM): after we had awkward orange tic-tac sex

MmeMordant (2:04:52 AM): you fucked my celebrity third boyfriend? HOW COULD YOU

Hundlebottoms (2:05:12 AM): I think the only way I can deal with what's to come is to become extraordinarly witty and learn to play the guitarl

Hundlebottoms (2:05:14 AM): guitar*

Hundlebottoms (2:05:38 AM): (being Juno knocked-up, I mean)

MmeMordant (2:05:46 AM): then his arrested development dad will try to put his penis in your vagina

Hundlebottoms (2:06:04 AM): wouldn't mind that, either

Hundlebottoms (2:06:18 AM): hell, I'd probably let Jennifer Garner put her penis in my vagina

Hundlebottoms (2:07:22 AM): cause, Jennifer Garner totally wanted to have sex with Juno, too

Hundlebottoms (2:07:39 AM): and that's why she'll never grow up, cause everyone will want to have sex with her while she's a witty, acid-tounged teenager

MmeMordant (2:08:04 AM): instead of a witty, acid-tongued bitchmouth

MmeMordant (2:08:19 AM): of an executive assistant

Hundlebottoms (2:08:31 AM): orrrrrrr

MmeMordant (2:08:32 AM): getting janeane garofalo's sloppy seconds

Hundlebottoms (2:08:41 AM): a writer for an SNL-like TV show

Hundlebottoms (2:08:54 AM): being constantly berated by Arec Bardwin

MmeMordant (2:09:11 AM): At first I thought that was a simple spelling error

MmeMordant (2:09:13 AM): how naive